The Rhode Island Scumbag NFL Locks of the Week: 6-1 on the season and rolling with the Jets

The Rhode Island Scumbag NFL Locks of the Week: 6-1 on the season and rolling with the Jets

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Since the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, the Rhode Island Scumbag is up something like 70 systems with his locks. This is definitely wild, since he’s just composed 5 shortarticles consideringthat then.

Week 2 of the 2022 NFL routine season included more fuel to a genuinely legendary heatingunit. Despite dropping a bet on the New Orleans Saints thanks to Marshon Lattimore’s ejection and Jameis Winston’s overarching Jameis-ness, he still went 3-1 thanks to the Lions win over Washington and both Patriots-Steelers and Giants-Panthers being precisely as boring as anticipated.

This, mercifully, conserves me from the 12-0 start at which he was assured a podcast. It does not, nevertheless, conserve me from the ridicule of a guy whose NFL chooses last season endedup the year at 7-21. Welp, muchbetter settle in for my weekly lecture and see what this week’s procedure is:

My kid Christian D’Andrea hasactually been knowing a lot of hard sports wagering lessons this year. You wear’t lay points on the roadway when there is a complete slate of videogames to pick from, you wear’t back the Steelers vs. the Patriots (I guess he squeaked out a push there) and you oughtto definitely prevent the squarest of square plays by parlaying a little preferred with a high Vegas overall. Sharp gamblers take underdogs and unders and that is what the Rhode Island Scumbag did (sure, Detroit was a minor preferred). I now sit at 6-1 and am sensation excellent about the start to the season.

[Ed. Note: 1. it wasn’t a parlay, it was three separate bets that went 1-1-1, which still sucks but slightly less. 2. oh (expletive) he’s referring to himself in the third person now this cannot be good]

This is the time when NFL experts will start to appearance at which groups are competitors. That is the instructions of the mainstream discussion. We live where most of my 60-yard technique shots end up, in the fringe, child.

Sports wagering is as much about recognizing the truly bad groups as it is about finding great groups to back. I haveactually determined a coupleof groups that are being miscalculated. I’m not losing time assessing who is going to win the Super Bowl. I puton’t messaround in the futures market. I’m looking to discover groups that are truly bad.

I likewise desire the public understanding of these bad groups to still be rather favorable. That method, we can bet versus these bad groups, however still maintain worth duetothefactthat the lines sanctuary’t captured up to the utter ineptitude of these teams.

Let’s see who’s entirely inefficient in Week 3.

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Bad group number one: The Cincinnati Bengals.

I bet versus the Bengals in every playoff videogame last year. As my kid hasactually recorded … it didn’t go so well.

I still stand by the choices. The Bengals were getting smoked in nearly every videogame I bet … however they made amazing resurgences and pulled wins out of thin air.

[Ed. note: Cincinnati trailed for roughly 10 minutes in the Wild Card and Divisional Rounds but, other than that, sure]

The magic fairy dust that was sprayed on this group last season should haveactually fallen off while they invested the offseason patting each other on the backs. This group draws, this franchise draws, this O-Line is TERRIBLE. Joey B hasactually been sacked 13 times in 2 videogames for a overall of -73 backyards. Their defense hasactually been lit up by Mitch Trubisky and Cooper Rush.

Despite all of this, they are for some factor LAYING POINTS ON THE ROAD!!! One of the worst franchises in NFL history is laying points to … another one of the worst franchises in NFL history, however you needto see my point here. BET THE JETS.

Russell Wilson runs, arms raised, onto the field for a preseason game.

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Bad group number 2: The Denver Broncos.

This group was not that excellent last year. The coach stinks. The QB is one of the more overrated gamers of the last years. The defense l

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