It’s a vacation week, which in the land of Scumbags implies drinking enough Michelob Ultra to construct a appropriate aluminum Christmas tree (and perhaps even get your blood alcohol level up to a .06!), barbecuing numerous meats in 30 degree weathercondition while using shorts and, of course, laying a coupleof private bets while the rest of the household sees Elf for the 3rd time in 2 days.
We’re nearing the end of the routine season, which implies the Rhode Island Scumbag — our homeowner professional handicapper — and I are nearing the end of our year-long wager. And, real to custom, his late-season downturn hasactually provided me the possibility to take the lead when it comes to both total win portion and success.
There’s still plenty of time for that to modification, and he’s got a set of huge bets intended at swinging the momentum back in his favor. Will it work? All Scumbag analysis is in blockquotes listedbelow. My bets follow.
Deep dives and analysis have not worked for me this time of year. Let’s keep it basic.
Being Joey Public hasactually been a fantastic system for Chinz, so I’m going to do the verysame. Bet excellent groups, bet versus bad groups. Just 2 four-unit whoppers this week.
Keep it easy. The muchbetter group, at home, getting verylittle points.
I have no faith in Patrick Mahomes, however he must be able to dealwith Cincinnati.
Scumbag locks last week: 1-1 (.500), -2 systems
Scumbag locks year to date: 30-22-1 (.577), +8.8 systems
The Dolphins just have one win versus a group with a winning record and that came at home. Now they get a Ravens group that simply baffled Brock Purdy with pressure and protection. And they get them on the roadway. Feels like there’s worth in taking Baltimore at just 3 points.
The Bears haveactually been silently excellent justrecently. Not offensively, mind you, however that defense because Week 10 hasactually been muchbetter than anybody in the NFL otherthan the Dolphins (quietly reassesses Ravens select, shrugs).
And hi, the Falcons’ defense hasactually been quite excellent in that stretch as well, so be