Like the excellent Marie Kondo, I love mess. What’s muchbetter than when a low-stakes spat goes a action too far? Imagine my enjoyment when I found that Ryan Murphy—who definitely likes a excellent mess himself—created an anthology series soley about celeb fights.
Enter FX’s Feud. Season 1 focused on the notorious competition inbetween Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. Season 2, which is a week away from its season ending, takes audiences back to 1970s New York, when Truman Capote released his jaw-dropping story, “La Côte Basque, 1965,” in Esquire. To everybody’s surprise, “La Côte Basque” consistedof intimate information about Capote’s pals—a league of effective ladies that he called The Swans. The publication of the story triggered a bitter competition inbetween them. Now that Feud: Capote vs. The Swans is nearing its end, I can’t assistance however marvel what Murphy will do next.
Season 3 hasn’t been validated yet, however offered the success of Capote vs. The Swans, it appears like the chances are in my drama-loving favor. While we wait for an upgrade, I’ve chose to put my journalism degree to excellent usage and come up with 5 brand-new fights for Murphy to checkout.
P.S.: Ryan, if you’re reading this, call me. I have a lot of concepts.
1. Feud: (Taylor’s Version)
Logline: The year is2015 Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian are Hollywood’s 2 most questionable figures. Their when friendly relationship to shit when Kardashian’s spouse, Kanye West, releases a tune declaring he “made that bitch well-known.”
Plot twist: Months lateron, Kardashian confesses that Swift understood about the lyrics all along.
The Grand Finale: Momager extraordinaire Kris Jenner actions in. Her idea? “Why puton’t you simply call Taylor up?” Kim decreases, then posts a video on Snapchat of Swift talkingabout the lyrics with Kanye. #KimExposedTaylorParty patterns on Twitter—and Swift follows up with a notes-app declaration asking to be “excluded from this story.” Taylor Swift releases her vengeance album, Reputation. Four years lateron, Swift and Kanye’s complete discussion is dripped, and Kardashian recognizes she might haveactually made a error.
2. Feud: Donald Trump vs. Kim Jong-Un
Logline: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un are 2 world leaders who simply can’t get along. You’d think that living 6,190 thousand miles away from each other would aid ease the stress—but on one fateful day, their contempt for each other goes public.
Plot Twist: After weeks of petty disses, both Donnie and Kim’s social media supervisors plead them to chill the hell out. Then, Trump breaks the Internet with a scathing tweet. “Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me “old,” when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’” he composed. “Oh well, I shot so hard to be his goodfriend–and possibly soonerorlater that will occur.”
The Grand Finale: The goodfriend thing neverever occurs. Instead, Donald and Kim battle it out, Gladiator design.*
*Alright, great, that’s not real. But neverever state neverever!
3. Feud: Scandoval
Logline: Tom Sandoval’s credibility is messedup when the world discovers that he’s been unfaithful on his sweetheart of 9 years, Ariana Madix, with their reality-show co-star, Rach