Thursday night’s videogame inbetween the Indianapolis Colts and Denver Broncos was one of the saddest shows of American football humanity has ever seen.
If the videogame were a music show, we all would have bled from the ears — from start to the really regrettable overtime ending. Matt Ryan and Russell Wilson were the unlucky conductors we have to thank for that.
Two stars of years previous, the quarterbacks looked simple shells of their previous selves, whether physically or psychologically. I’d sit through 100 live provings of Cats rather than watch what they subjected us to onceagain.
The videogame was that bad, and it leaves me prepared to make 2 statements — one that has long been made by others while I held out hope and another that we’re all coming to recognize at assoonas.
The veryfirst and most apparent is that Ryan, a previous league MVP, is cleaned … like, all the method cleaned. Hanging on a clothesline in the yard waiting to be folded cleaned. Ironically, that’s precisely what tookplace Thursday night; he was folded for 6 sacks, leading to 2 of his record 11 fumbles through 5 videogames.
With his 11th fumble, Matt Ryan has now fumbled more than any gamer through 5 videogames giventhat the 1970 merger. https://t.co/ufcxkEgVj6
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) October 7, 2022
The other statement is that Wilson, a Super Bowl champion, is cleaned nearby — cleaned upuntil more notification. He still has the physical tools to be a great quarterba