The Dallas Cowboys are scams and we oughtto thank them for revealing us this early

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Goooood earlymorning, folks! Welcome back to The Morning Win. Thanks so much for reading.

We’ll have a fast word on the Cowboys in a 2nd, however before that I desired to upgrade you all on our survey outcomes. On Friday, I asked you all which company you’d rather be part of: The Washington Commanders or the Chicago Bears.

There were 40 actions in overall and 34 of you stated Chicago.

I’m not going to lie — I idea it’d be closer! But it turns out that Washington’s organizational stink doesn’t simply wash away overnight. That’s completely reasonable.

Anyway, let’s roast the Cowboys.

Don’t trust Dallas

I was so sure that today’s column would be about Sean Payton definitely humiliating himself versus the Jets after talking all that garbage about Nathaniel Hackett and the declared worst training task ever. Those were his own words, male.

But the Cowboys bailed him about. Dallas definitely spilled all types of milk all over the field versus San Francisco.

This occurs every year, male. The Cowboys simply technique individuals into thinking that they’re insomeway the group to beat without infact pounding much of anyperson.

There’s constantly a stretch in the season where the Cowboys simply appearance like world-beaters. Dak Prescott makes all the right tosses. Micah Parsons appears unblockable. CeeDee Lamb looks like the most skilled receiver in the NFL. The defense appears unmovable as a entire.

Then, all of a abrupt, the Cowboys can’t stop anyperson. Dak simply begins tossing some of the worst interceptions. Tony Pollard goes missingouton. Dallas simply doesn’t appearance like the exactsame group anylonger. Reality sets in.

The 49ers were truth this year.

San Francisco’s 42-10 path of the Cowboys reveals us that, yes, there truly are levels to this thing. And Dallas is extremely plainly not on the 49ers’ level — not even close.

But it’s likewise humorous that the Cowboys idea they were. The group was positive adequate in Sunday night’s videogame that Dan Quinn used all black to it like he was going to a funeralservice.

I imply, even after the videogame, Micah Parsons is still talking like his group can hold a candlelight to San Francisco. He stated he still doesn’t feel like the 49ers are on a “higher level” than the Cowboys. It’s practically like he didn’t play in the videogame at all.

Look, guy. The Cowboys are an incredibly talented group. They’re likewise quickly the most talked-about group in the NFL — here I am, talking about them on this platform right now.

But I’m doing so to inform you this: DO NOT TRUST THIS TEAM. Do not pass Go. Do not gather $200 dollars in Cowboys dollars. It’s simply not going to work out for you duetothefactthat it’s not going to work out for them.

Sorry, Cowboys fans. But you and I both understand what the offer is. So let’s simply act appropriately moving forward.

Sean Payton is still capturing this L

Sean Payton, puton’t you concern. You’re not getting off quickly this Sunday earlymorning. His 2023 Broncos may be evenworse than Nathaniel Hackett’s 2022 Broncos. T